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reflork

reflork – v. to put pants on by only using your teeth. -~- Tags: pants, reflork, teeth, verb

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Joke #21830

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off. -~- Tags: pants

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Jack and Jill Song Parody

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun-uh Jack got high and popped his fly And asked Jill if she wannna-uh Jill said yes and popped her chest And then they had sum fun-uh Stupid Jill...

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WoW Chat #23113

In World of Warcraft, a few people, including myself were standing around.  Swiss is making emotes. – Swiss winks slyly at Doombringer. Doombringer: whats up cutey Swiss: not much how bout u sexy pants...

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qirayapad

qirayapad – v. to willfully piss your own pants because you are too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom -~- Tags: bathroom, pants, piss, qirayapad, verb

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Jingle Bells Song #24433

Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin flies away Lost his pants in France And found them in Bombay -~- Tags: Batman, France, pants

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24572

I hate you You hate me Why don’t we just kill Barney? And make him PEE his pants on live T.V. When he sees this Then he will just freak -~- Tags: Barney, pants, pee, television

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Joke #24693

Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster? A: My pants’ zipper. -~- Tags: monster, pants, penis, teeth, zipper

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Joke #24716

Knock Knock… Who’s there? Sew. Sew who? Sew buttons on your britches, your pants are falling down! -~- Tags: button, pants

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WoW Chat #25540

In trade chat, I’m trying to sell some pants… – davepoobond: WTS  [Phase-Twister Leggings] 5k Headboss: lolwha davepoobond: hard for you to read bruh? Headboss: Those are worth about 100g brah...

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